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11月19日

Rising Unemployment

 

Q: What’s the worst thing about rising unemployment?

A: It gets harder to have sex with your girlfriend with her husband home all the time

9月19日

Three hillbillies

 

Three hillbillies are sittin on the porch…

 

First Hillbilly says—my blonde wife is so stupid—she went out and bought an air conditioner…

 

The Second Hillbilly says—why is that stupid?

 

The First Hillbilly says—we aint got no lectricity!

 

The Second Hillbilly says, that’s nuthin—my blonde wife went out and bought one of them new warshin machines!

 

The Third Hillbilly says—what’s wrong with that?

 

The Second Hillbilly says—we aint got no plumin!

 

The Third Hillbilly says—my redhead wife is dumber than both of your wives—I was goin through her purse fer some change and found 6 condoms!

 

The other Hillbilly’s say—what’s wrong with that?

 

The Third Hillbilly says—SHE AINT GOT NO PECKER!