1. WHAT DO YOU MOST LIKE ABOUT HALLOWEEN?

I get to try my new costume

2. WHAT DO YOU LIKE LEAST ABOUT HALLOWEEN?

All the damn candy the damn kids get wired on

3. WHEN WAS YOUR FAVORITE HALLOWEEN AND WHY?

When i was 5 years old because I did not have to take the damn kids trick or treating

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HALLOWEEN TREAT?

Scaring the hell out of my wife and the damn kids

5. DO YOU STILL GO OUT TRICK OR TREAT NIGHT?

Of course, I have to take the damn kids

6. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COSTUME?

The premature ejaculation          

7. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

The damn kids wired on all that candy

8. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE HALLOWEEN MOVIE?

Halloween

9. DO YOU LIKE HALLOWEEN PARADES?

No

10. DO YOU THINK HALLOWEEN SHOULD BE BANNED FROM SCHOOLS?

No, let the teachers have fun with the damn kids